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'AVENUE Q' is about real life.

“It’s a musical with puppets in adult situations, yes, I said puppets.”

Synoposis: Avenue Q tells the story of Princeton, a bright-eyed college grad who moves to NYC with big dreams and a tiny bank account. The only apartment he can afford is way out on Avenue Q, where everyone’s looking for the same thing he is: a decent job, a stable relationship, and a “purpose.” Eventually, Princeton learns to embrace the ups and downs of city life and realizes that “the real world” isn’t so bad after all.

Imagine a world constructed in the Sesame Street aesthetic but populated by characters as foul mouthed as the kids on South Park, throw in a bunch of songs and that’s Avenue Q. Yeah, I know, it’s quite the unlikely recipe.

While most of the songs have an overall good message, like “Everyone’s just a little bit racist”, and “Sucks to be me”, other songs like “The Internet is for Porn” might not resonate with all theatre goers. That said if you enjoy it, you will really enjoy it. The songs are funny the Puppeteers are Quite talented.

An interesting thing about the presentation of the show is that you can see the puppeteers at all times. You could easily watch this show twice once watching the puppets, and once watching the puppeteers who are easily as animated as the “actors” they control.

The Choreography to make this work is amazing. Nicky who is a green version of Ernie is operated at most times by two puppeteers a guy and a girl. And while Nicky’s Voice is always done by the guy, the girl has to match his steps and run Nicky’s mouth when the voice actor is doing conversations between Nicky, and Treky another of the monsters on Avenue Q.

The set is quite well done. It combines a “Transforming” Street scene that unfolds to be the insides of apartments, and some Flat-screen TV’s that fly-in from the top to provide graphics in Sesame Street style lessons about Purpose, and One Night Stand.

Christmas Eve one of the few “Live” actors is the “Maria” of Avenue Q, a Japanese Woman working as a therapist with no clients. She helps the various other characters through their “Newly Adult” issues, such as finding your purpose, landing a boy friend, and being gay (and landing a boyfriend). But in a very un-Maria like way, she may be the most “grown up” emotionally, but she dresses like a J-pop idol in Pink Platform Sneakers and Pink Running suit, and later in a Wedding dress that screams Christmas Tree, not Christmas Eve.

If you have to opportunity to see “Avenue Q” take it, you will not be disappointed!

Blu-Ray Review: Moonstruck

I wanted to love this movie.  I really did.  Often cited as one of the great romantic comedies of all time, I went into this expecting something absolutely remarkable.  It was even nominted for six Academy Awards (winning three of them).  Well, it didn’t take long for me to realize that I wasn’t going to be jumping on the Moonstruck bandwagon.  I mean, I can definitely appreciate that people respond so well to it, but some movies just aren’t for everyone.  And this tale of love/infidelity just didn’t work for me.

I say this as a huge Nicolas Cage fan as well.  Lately, he’s been phoning in his performances, but in his prime, he was a powerhouse actor, reveling in the over-the-top characters he got to play.  And his portrayal of Ronnie is fantastic, for what it is.  Cher also does a great job with the role that she is given.  Considering how authentic their relationship felt, I was surprised at how little I was able to get invested in their story.

Cher stars as Loretta, a superstitious woman from Brooklyn, who believes that she is cursed after the death of her husband.  Because of her fears, she decides to play it safe and marry a sensible man that she doesn’t love.  When he has to suddenly leave the country, she ends up falling for her new fiances younger brother while delivering invitations.  This begins a passionate and confusing affair, made all the more complicated by the romantic drama taking place within her own family.

And I think that’s where my problems with the film lie.  I just didn’t enjoy spending time with this family.  I suppose it’s a well written script, but I couldn’t get into the culture of this group of people.  Loretta’s parents have their own issues, and watching those in relation to her own just couldn’t capture my interest.  It’s a little too over-the-top for my taste, with every character spouting dialogue that feels as if it’s from a screenplay and not real life.

I was hoping that the extras on the newly released Blu-Ray would help shed some light on what it is that everybody loves about the film.  Unfortunately, there isn’t a lot of material, and what’s there seems as if it comes from previous releases.  The first feature is an audio commentary with Cher, director Norman Jewisn and writer John Patrick Shanley (obviously recorded seperately and edited together).  It’s a pretty straightforward track, without a lot of pauses.  It’s a good track for fans of the film, with a lot of interesting insights, but nothing swayed me on the film.

The next extra is a documentary called “Moonstruck: At the Heart of an Italian Family.”  Running about 25 minutes, this features several interviews with the cast and crew.  It’s an interesting retrospective, and focuses on a lot of different aspects of the film, including the film’s ultimate extremely positive reception.

Also included is a very brief (about six minutes) analysis of the film’s soundtrack.  Overall, I wish I liked the film more.  As I said, I appreciated it more than I enjoyed it.  The acting is great and the screenplay is competent.  But the familiy dynamics just proved overwhelming to me, and the characters frustrating with their decisions.  If you’re already a fan, it’s a decent disc.  There’s nothing spectacular about it, but the picture looks good, and the sound works well with what is given.  It’s not that I found the film bad, I just wasn’t able to enjoy it.  Hopefully, others will get more out of it than I did.

Blu-Ray Review: Rain Man

I am the type of person that almost always goes into a film about mental illness with a degree of cynicism.  It just seems to me that, by their very nature, these films are designed to manipulate an audience by playing on their sympathies.  If you end up not liking the film, it can seem like an attack on whatever illness is being portrayed.  However, Dustin Hoffman’s performance in Rain Man feels so achingly realized, I can’t help but sit transfixed, mesmerized by the magic trick he is pulling off on screen.

Hoffman becomes Raymond Babbitt, an autistic savant struggling to stay sane within his own insanity.  When I watch this performance, I see a man trapped within his own head, a prisoner to his own idiosyncracies.  When he becomes agitated, he retreats into the Abbott and Costello “Who’s On First” routine, but there is no humor there.  It’s an escape, and it’s moments like this that are just hearbreaking.

Every mannerism is perfectly realized to this end, and it’s still one of Hoffman’s greatest performances.  Tom Cruise gives an equally fantastic performance as Charlie Babbitt, Raymond’s brother.  When the film begins, Charlie is a money-obsessed lamborghini dealer.  He too appears trapped within his own head, confined by greed.  Letting money dictate his life, he alienates those around him, even his own girlfriend.  When his father dies, he goes to collect what he believes will be a substantial inheritance, only to get a car and his father’s prize rose bushes.  It is when he follows the trail of the money he didn’t receive that he discovers his long lost older brother, Raymond.

This is where the film really begins, as Charlie takes Raymond on a cross-country road trip to try and get the rest of the inheritance that Charlie believes is rightfully his.  Of course, along the way, they get to really know each other, and while Charlie doesn’t completely transform as a character, he does become a better person.

This is a funny and serious look at two people suffering from their own mental issues.  One is a literal disease, and the other is a state-of-mind.  The way these two characters play off of each other in their journey makes for a believable and entertaining film, and one that works despite the difficulties of the genre.  Unfortunately, the Blu-Ray release doesn’t include any new features.  There are a few extras, but they all seem as if they came from previous releases.

There are three commentary tracks, one with director Barry Levinson, and the other two with the writers.  While all three are interesting in spurts, there’s nothing that makes them “must-listen” tracks.  There’s also a fairly entertaining behind-the-scenes documentary called “The Journey of Rain Man,” that provides a look at the making of the film.  Next up is a documentary called “Lifting the Fog: A Look at the Mysteries of Autism,” which is exactly what it sounds like.  An interesting look at the disease that inspired the fim, this feature contains insight and interviews with people who really suffer from the disease, and those who influenced the writing of the film.  There is also a single deleted scene, and the original trailer.

The picture looks good, but is nothing outstanding.  It’s a decent transfer, but it seems like it could have been cleaned-up a little bit more.  There is nothing distractingly bad about it, there’s just nothing all that stunning either.  The film sounds great, however, especially in a sequence where Charlie takes Raymond to Vegas to count cards.

Overall, the Blu-Ray release is nothing special, but the film definitely is.  I’ve seen the movie before, but I was struck by just how powerful the performances really are.  A well-deserved winner of 4 Academy-Awards, this is a really great movie, and a worthy addition to any film collection.

Blu-Ray Review: Last Tango In Paris

With a boast that “the passion is even hotter on Blu-Ray” printed on the box, Last Tango In Paris arrives with the promise of something worth getting excited about.  The film’s plot is described using words such as “scandalous” and “scintillating.”  All of this together could be seen as pretty enticing, and didn’t seem to match the dark nature of everything I’d heard about the film.  I mean, I knew the stories about the film, and how stars Marlon Brando and Maria Schneider had trouble coping with the aftermath of making the film, both comparing the making the film to being raped.  I’ve seen pictures of the protests and read a great deal of the divisive literature written about the film.  And I knew about the graphic sexuality that was the undercurrent of the controversy.  For these reasons, I never had any desire to see the movie.  While I try to love all cinema, this one just seemed like too much for me.

So, as I went into the film, I wasn’t sure what to believe.  Would it be as uncomfortable as I feared?  I guess the answer is yes, but not really for the reasons I expected.  While there is a lot of graphic sexuality in the film, I found the script to be just as disturbing.  This is the story of Paul and Jeanne, two broken individuals who decide to pursue an anonymous sexual relationship in order to work out their psychological issues.  They meet every day in an empty apartment Paul rents, and the only rule is that they can never know each other’s names or anything about their personal lives.

Paul is recovering from the suicide of his wife, while Jeanne is engaged to a young filmmaker, and is miserable.  The torrid nature of their trysts provide some sort of outlet for the darkness within.  However, when the rules are broken, everything changes.  As I said, the sex is very uncomfortable, and there is nothing “passionate” about it, as the box seems to indicate.  This is a very cold and disturbing movie.

It’s hard to discuss a movie like this without getting too graphic.  I’ll just say that the film is controversial for several reasons, and rightly so.  This is a very adult film, and not one for people looking for a good time.  I can appreciate the film, and the artistry behind the scenes.  It is a powerful story, masterfully acted and directed.  Brando even got an Oscar nominatin for his performance.  However, despite the talent involved, I really don’t feel like this was a movie I needed to see, and it’s one I will have a hard time recommending to people.

As for the Blu-Ray release, everything about it is adequate.  I wasn’t blown away by the picture or the sound, but with a movie like this, I wasn’t expecting to be.  This is a very minimalistic film, and as such, so is the presentation.  As for extras, I was shocked to find that the only feature included is the trailer.  There is so much history involved in this film, I was really expecting a lot more.

I love film history, sometimes as much as the film itself.  I love knowing the context of a film’s release, and while I’d already familiarized myself with this one, I would have appreciated some sort of look back at the film from a historical perspective.  A trailer just isn’t enough these days.  Despite the fact that it is a film classic, I just can’t recommend this particular release.

Blu-Ray Review: Thelma and Louise

I’m going to begin with a confession.  Until this viewing, I had never seen Thelma and Louise.  I always cite Ridley Scott as one of my favorite directors, and despite the fact that many consider this to be one of his best films, I was never able to muster up enough interest to actually give it a try.  Every clip I ever saw looked tedious, and with it being impossible not to know the ending, I never really saw the point.

Well, it turns out that knowing the ending is irrelevant.  As the saying goes, it isn’t so much about the destination as it is the journey.  Often described as a female-empowerment flick, Thelma and Louise is in the most basic terms a story of two friends (Susan Sarandon and Geena Davis) on a roadtrip.  I wouldn’t say the film is so much a female-empowerment film as it is a film about self-discovery.  After killing an attempted rapist, Thelma and Louise find themselves on the run from the law.  Along the way, they will learn who they really are, and as everyone knows, end up making the ultimate sacrifice.

While Sarandon and Davis prove what amazing actors they are, they are surrounded by an equally amazing supporting cast including Brad Pitt and Harvey Keitel.  Pitt especially was a revelation, and this is the film that helped kick-start his career.  A film like this doesn’t work unless everyone involved is working at the top of their game.  The cinematography gorgeously depicts their journey across the mid-West, while Hans Zimmer provides an appropriately Western sounding score.  The dialogue is smart and realistic, and as mentioned above, Ridley Scott does a fantastic job directing.

Considering I had never seen the film before, I had never seen any previously released extras either.  However, it should be noted that all of the extras on this 20th Anniversary edition are repeats from previous releases.  They aren’t bad, they just aren’t new.  However, what I imagine is new is the incredible transfer on this film.  The picture and sound could have been from a movie released today.  At times, the film feels like a classic Western, and every aspect of their journey across the landscape just pops off the screen.  It really is a gorgeous film.

The extras include two commentary tracks, one with Ridley Scott, and the other with Sarandon, Davis and screenwriter Callie Khouri.  There is also a feature that runs just over 45 minutes called “Thelma & Louise: The Last Journey.”  This is a comprehensive look at the entire production.  It’s an interesting look back, and defintely worth checking out if you haven’t already seen it.  After this comes a five-minute Elecronic Press Kit.  Nothing too exciting there.

One of the more interesting features is one that I didn’t even know existed.  There is an extended alternate ending.  Yes, the iconic fade to white was not how the film originally ended.  Conceptually, it’s not all that different, but emotionally, it leaves the audience in a completely different place.  I vastly prefer the original, but it’s interesting from a historical perspective, especially considering that I always assumed the ending to be one of the most defining moments of the film.

There are also deleted and extended scenes, a music video, and some storyboards of the final chase.  Overall, it’s not the greatest set of extras I’ve ever seen, but they do their job.  They provide a little bit of insight, an interesting look back at the making of the film, and some different perspectives on things overall.

The film ended up being a lot better than I expected.  I’m glad I was able to set aside my expectations, and let myself get caught up in the film.  It works on almost every level, and I can see why, twenty years later, the film is still considered a classic.


Movie Review: "Hall Pass"

106 minutes of my time and life I will not get back. I’m sure many of you have had that same thought at some time or another when going to the movies. If someone were to ask me about the Farrelly Brothers newest venture I’d have only one word to say to them, pass. As in, ‘don’t even suggest going’. Even with some comical moments this film is not for everyone. I had to calm down my girlfriend from walking out, to how irreverent some of the writing and shock comedy was.

Don’t get me wrong, I know the Farrelly Brothers are known for their pushing the envelope, like they did in “There’s Something About Mary” but this was not entertainment. More like two frat boys given money to direct a film to shock and see reactions. To pull in such seasoned actors as Owen Wilson (Marley & Me, Wedding Crashers), Christina Applegate (Samantha Who?, Married With Children), Jenna Fischer (Blades of Glory, The Office) and SNL’s Jason Sudeikis doesn’t even help.

Rick (Wilson) and Fred (Sudeikis) have been friends for life. Rick is married to his college sweetheart Maggie (Fischer), they have 3 kids, Fred is married to Grace (Applegate) and it is just them. Marriage has become a ‘chore’ and on the suggestion of a mutual friend the wives give their husbands a ‘hall pass’ from marriage for a week so they can “take care of their sexual urges”. With no wives and freedom to conquer without consequences, Rick and Fred feel like they are back in college and pick up all the woman they want, just like the old days. Can the husbands show they still got it? What about the wives, do they just sit by and wait or do they get to play?

From the trailer that first aired I was skeptical as to the nature and the comedy of this movie. Many times the funniest parts of a movie are shown in the trailer. I can’t say they were but they were definitely the tamest of jokes, both verbal and visual. I get it that sometimes shocking the audience with certain jokes or themes can be funny. Past Farrelly Brothers movies have been solely based on that form of comedy. This however went beyond that. The direction of having full frontal male nudity once is a shock and in the right context, funny. To keep showing it over and over is excessive. Don’t even get me started on the scene where Fred has a young woman in his hotel room bathroom. That was just downright shocking and disgusting. It is as if they couldn’t help the writing out, which is just as bad, that they thought throwing something like that scene in would have everyone saying, “Oh it’s the Farrelly Brothers, what did you expect?”

Kevin Barnett (The Heartbreak Kid) and Pete Jones (Outing Riley, Stolen Summer) co wrote the screenplay with the Farrelly Brothers. As expressed before it really didn’t help. The writing is dry, cliché, and predictable as is the plot. The characters of Rick and Fred are written like they are still in college and have not grown up with Maggie and Grace written as uptight wives that are ‘stuck’ with their men and their behavior. The snooty attitude they women give off get old and annoying real quick. Granted it was intensified by my girl sitting next to me cussing at the wives every time they spoke. We’ll get to that later. It does show that the characters were written at two completely different ends of a social behavior spectrum and played on screen poorly.

As for the acting, it is on par with the subject matter at hand. Wilson portrays Rick in his quirky comedic style. Sudeikis plays Fred annoying and the instigator of misadventures. Fischer and Applegate as the wives do a good job of playing the scrip, staunch, unemotional and unattached. I will say whoever the makeup artist was used too much orange or tanner on all the actors as they all came across with a ‘George Hamilton’ tan thru most of the film.

Needless to say I did not enjoy this film. In my honest opinion very few people will like this film. Maybe the occasional frat boys or those who stumble upon it just to see all the fuss the critics are saying about it. Again this is an opinion. The movie could have had much more potential if the writing was better and you dropped the shock aspects of it. What set me off the most was the hypocrisy of the wives. All that their men were asking for was something that should never have to be asked for in a marriage, sex. It become a chore to the wives and that in and of itself was annoying.

My two cents. The aspect of a ‘hall pass’ is an interesting solution of an underlying problem. In this case not fully warranted as the situation could have been solved by the wives remembering to be ‘in love’ with their partner for who they are and not out of duty. This was realized late in the movie but after much unneeded visuals. Both wives in this particular story have forgotten that sex is important as talking, or spending time together. It is a natural act of feeling that all of us crave. It doesn’t stop when you get married it should flourish. A marriage is about communication, verbal and physical. Now I know everyone communicates differently. That’s human nature. Finding out which way is the best way for you to communicate may take time but that is part of the journey. One way of communication that I have taken to heart is to never go to bed together angry. Make sure when all is said and done, when your eyes close they do so with love and respect. The next day is a new one and should start as such, new.

Blu-Ray Review: Dances With Wolves

I can’t believe it’s been 20 years since Dances With Wolves first came out.  I vividly remember my frustration at being in junior high, forced to watch this film for history class.  Nothing sucks the joy out of a movie more than having to watch it for school.  I never would have imagined that I would revisit the film 20 years later, only to completely fall in love with it.

Gorgeously epic in scope, this is Costner’s masterpiece.  Not only did he direct the film, but he stars as Lt. John Dunbar, a Civil War hero who finds himself at war with his own people after joing a tribe of Sioux Indians.  His transition into their culture is beautifully handled, covering a huge timespan.  Initially, the language barrier is an issue, with Mary McDonell’s character of Stands With A Fist providing interpretation.  As expected, they fall in love, but it’s handled in such a way that it feels real.

Eventually, he becomes one of them.  We witness him living life in their way, and a large percentage of the movie details this part of his life.  One of the most thrilling sequences involves a buffalo hunt they all go on.  It’s amazing to think that Costner was able to capture this sequence without the use of any CGI.  At the time, computer generated special effects were in their infancy, and almost all of the buffalo were real.  There were a few special effects in this sequence, but this scene is a remarkable feat of filmmaking.

Pretty much everything about this film works.  The iconic soundtrack works perfectly to underscore the emotional undercurrent of each sequence, as well as enhancing the adrenaline-pumping action sequences.  On top of this, the acting is pretty much flawless, the cinematography is beautiful, and the script is an amazing piece of work.   My only real issue with the film is it’s length.

Running just shy of four hours, this is a lot of movie.  The Blu-Ray contains ONLY the extended cut, and I really wish they would have included the original theatrical edition as well.  I haven’t seen the original since it first came out, so I wasn’t really able to identify exactly where the extra sequences were.  However, the film did feel like it could be edited some.  There is a lot of material that just wasn’t essential for a film this long.  However, this is my only complaint on what is an otherwise terrific Blu-Ray release.

It’s very obvious that a great amount of work went into putting this package together.  The picture and sound are both flawless.  As the film is so epic in scope, there is a great deal of variety in the images presented.  There are sweeping panoramic moments to go with the intimate up-close sequences.  I was amazed at just how sharp everything looked.  The movie feels like something older, but it never looks or sounds old.  This is a presentation worthy of the today’s blockbusters.

As far as extras are concerned, there is a lot of material on this set.  To start with, there are two commentary tracks.  The first one is with Costner and the producer, Jim Wilson.  The other one is with the Director of Photography and the editor.  There is also a pop-up trivia track detailing the real-life history behind the events in the film, and a game that you can play during the movie about what was real and what wasn’t.

The next disc contains all of the actual documentaries on the film.  I don’t believe any of this material is new to the Blu-Ray, but it’s still really interesting and definitely worth a look.  There is a feature about life on the frontier, a generic making-of feature, and a fantastic  documentary called “The Creation of an Epic: A Retrospective Documentary.”  This is one of those looks back that covers all aspects of the film’s production.  It’s a fascinating peek behind-the-curtain at what it takes to film a movie of this scale.

The rest of the features are short little segments that provide brief looks at individual moments from the film.  There are also a series of galleries, the preview, TV commercials, etc.  This is a pretty massive set when you look at all of this material taken together.  As mentioned above, the only complaint I have is that they don’t include the theatrical cut.  I remember reading an interview with Costner a while back where he discussed the extended cut (initially put together for another release), and how he had nothing to do with it.  This is not a director’s cut, just the theatrical cut with a lot of extra footage.  These extra moments don’t the film any worse, but it does feel padded, and I feel like it would be shorter.  The film is great, but it feels long.  Despite the length, this is a film that you owe it to yourself to see.  No matter how many epics he tries to make, I don’t think Costner will ever be able to replicate his success with this masterpiece.

Blu-Ray Review: "Due Date"

Birth, the expectation of the beginning of a new life created out of love and devotion for a man and wife. The excitement, anxiety and wonderful moment when you get to witness that little person come into the world. The anticipation of birth is exciting for most fathers as it is for the mothers who deliver their children, an event never to be missed. So picture this, you’re a new father, expecting with much anticipation and love your first baby; alas, a business trip comes up right before your wife goes in for her scheduled C-Section. Not to worry, you’ll have plenty of time to fly back and be there for your beautiful wife and new baby. That is, unless, you’re met with a series of events and one very difficult “actor” that eventually lead you to race for your life from the TSA, Mexican Border Patrol, and the cops! Wait a second!! Rewind!

Warner Brothers presents in association with Legendary Pictures and Green Hat films, “Due Date” now available for your viewing pleasure in remarkable Blue-Ray clarity and sound. Robert Downey Jr. (Iron Man, Chaplain) and Zack Galifianakis (The Hang Over, Bored to Death) star as Peter and Ethan in this laugh out loud hang on to your seat comedy brought to you by Director Todd Philips who has brought you Brotastic movies such as “Old School”, “The Hang Over” and “Road Trip”. If you are familiar with Philips’ other films you know there are some pretty unbelievable moments that are not to be missed, and “Due Date” delivers. This film had me shouting at the top of my lungs and laughing until the tears ran down my face.

Peter Highman wants nothing more than to get home to his expectant wife Sarah played by the lovely Michelle Monaghan (Gone Baby Gone, Eagle Eye). While boarding the plane for Los Angeles a series of events leads to Peter getting lead off the plane and escorted to TSA where they proceed to place him on a no fly list only after he’s asked for them to send his luggage to Los Angeles ahead of him. Stuck in Atlanta with no money and no ID he meets up with Ethan Tremblay a wanna-be actor on his way to “Hollywood” to make it on “the TV” accompanied by his little dog Sonny. Peter reluctantly agrees and away they go on a cross country road trip which leads to chaos, mayhem, a broken arm, three fractured ribs, a gunshot wound, multiple felonies and an international incident!!

From being involved in a spectacular and horrifying car accident when Ethan falls asleep at the wheel, to getting a contact high from Ethan’s “medicinal marijuana” and imagining that they are hurtling thru space and time when in actuality they’re going straight for the Mexican border, there is no shortage of insane and impossible situations as Peter desperately tries to keep from murdering Ethan in his sleep and getting to his wife who has suddenly gone into natural labor! And just when you think nothing else can possibly happen to them… it does!

The extras for this film include deleted scenes, a gag reel (which is always good for extra laughs) an action montage which is almost necessary with all the chaos that occurs, and the full segment of Ethan finally achieving his goal of being on “Two and a Half Men”. The laughter doesn’t stop. I found the menus very easy to move through and the selections crisp and clean. The Blue Ray also lets you speed through the  Previews if you are not as interested to watch them but holds them for you on the menu if you’d like to actually watch them.

My only complaint with this film is the a small bit of audio difficulty when it came to the Gag Reel, as the rest of the extras and features happened to be in full surround sound audio the gag reel did not and you almost had to strain to hear it, which is unfortunate as a gag reel, for me, is a great bonus feature.

Go out and rent or buy this fantastic film and get a good group of friends together to watch, “Due Date” on Blue Ray available today in a single pack or a two disk set which includes the Blue Ray, DVD and a digital copy. This film does not disappoint and will have you rolling in your seats. All the characters are hilariously flushed out including the supporting cast has its great moments and Robert Downey Jr. brings to the table another fantastic and hilarious performance. Make sure you wear a crash helmet and remember to, “Check yourself before you wreck yourself!”

Blu-Ray Review: Dungeons and Dragons 2-Movie Collection

For those who are more concerned with quantity than quality, I have good news.  The new Blu-Ray release of Dungeons and Dragons also features the made-for-television sequel, Wrath of the Dragon God.  That’s two movies for the price of one!  For everyone else, this set is nothing but bad news.

I have to admit, I was a little excited when I was assigned this two-movie set.  I’ve never played Dungeons and Dragons, but I love the fantasy genre.  At best, I was hoping this would be a fun surprise that had slipped under my radar, and at worst, I thought it might be a film in the “so bad it’s good” category.  Unfortunately, it actually falls into the “it’s so bad I would rather be doing anything else than watching this garbage” category.

The first film, Dungeons and Dragons, actually has some talented people involved.  I mean, Jeremy Irons is the villain!  Bonus points for that.  It also stars Marlon Wayans and Thora Birch.  Not a bad cast.  However, they all end up doing hideous work.  Irons give what has to be the worst performance of his career, chewing the scenery in a way that quickly becomes uncomfortable to watch.  And then there’s Wayans.  At some point during shooting, one would think that he would have been advised that the constant shrieking was probably not the best way to go.  As for Birch, she looks as bored as I felt watching this.

The “story” revolves around the Empire of Izmer, a world run by the mages in which all others are subservient.  There’s some nonsense about a staff that controls golden dragons falling into the wrong hands, and a quest for another staff that controls red dragons that will prove more powerful than the golden staff.  Or some nonsense like that.  A wannabe Lord of the Rings, the film is basically a quest for that second staff with a team for good and a team for evil simultaneously searching.

The story doesn’t really have any focus, the sets are ugly, the special effects atrocious, and on and on.  I really don’t have anything positive to say about this first film.  At least the second film is a little better.  That’s not to say it’s good by any means, but it doesn’t seem quite as insulting.  The fantasy elements are reigned in a little bit, and it feels a little less campy.  The effects work is just as bad, if not worse, but at least it’s not as goofy.

Interestingly, the only returning character is a villain from the first film.  Even though that character died, he is resurrected several years later, and is seeking revenge on the next generation of those who thwarted him the first time around.  Of course, in doing so, he could end up destroying the world.  Yawn.

As I said above, I’ve never played Dungeons and Dragons in my life, and really don’t know much about it.  For all I know, these films could be very accurate depictions of the world from this game.  If that’s the case, I officially have no interest in ever playing.  For D&D to be as popular as it is, I have to assume that these films do not do the world of the game justice.  There is no way that the stories presented here could possibly have the longevity that the game has built up.

There are a fair amount of extras on the discs, some of which do go into the history of the game.  Most of these extras fall on the second film.  The first film has a couple of commentary tracks, a documentary called “Let the Games Begin,” a making-of featurette, a special effects deconstruction, and the trailer.  These are all pretty generic, run-of-the mill features, but I was still surprised to find so much content on such a throw-away film.

The second film’s features do tend to lean towards the game itself.  In fact, one of the commentary tracks features actual gamers.  There’s also a making-of feature, and an interview with the late Gary Gygax, creator of Dungeons and Dragons.  I’m not going to say I found any of these features all that compelling, but if you are into the game at all, then you will probably enjoy these features more than the film itself.

In watching the films, I knew they would look cheap, but I was surprised at how bad the Blu-Ray actually looks.  It might just be the way the film is shot, but the image felt muddy and washed out, lacking the pop usually present on Blu-Ray.  I don’t know what I was expecting, but I did think it would look better than this.

There really is no reason to buy this collection unless you’re a hard-core Dungeons and Dragons fan.  Then again, the fans might hate it the most.  Either way, these aren’t good films.  Any excitement I had when I began was gone within 5 minutes.  After that, this entire set became a chore.  I very seldom find films difficult to sit through, especially fantasy, but these really tried my patience.  Disappointing on every level, I’d recommend skipping this set entirely.

Blu Ray Review: You Again

If you attended High School any time in the last 50ish years since the birth of the American teenager then you know what cliques, outcasts, and popularity are. Somewhere between playing tag on the playground in grammar school to about 7th grade we hit a wall and the line gets drawn in the sand between the “winners” and the “losers”. But what happens after? What happens when High School is over and you realize that all that baloney wasn’t worth any of it and then what happens; say, 8 years down the line? What if you go from ugly duckling to swan? You, the “loser”, have now blossomed into a beautiful and successful woman with everything you might want leaving most of those bad days behind, but suddenly life gives you a curve ball and you end up face to face with your arch nemesis and even worst what if she’s about to become your sister in law!!

I’ll tell you what happens… calamity, hilarious, brilliant calamity. Touchstone Pictures and Oops Doughnuts Productions gives to home audience’s everywhere, “You Again” (2010) staring Kristin Bell (Veronica Mars, Forgetting Sara Marshall) as Marni, the nerdy outcast  turned gorgeous PR executive, Odette Yustman (Cloverfield, Unborn) as Joanna or JJ the snobby popular head cheerleader turned do gooder nurse and fiancée of Marni’s older brother Will, Sigourney Weaver (Alien, Heartbreakers) as Joanna’s wealthy aunt Mona who happens to also be Gail’s frienemy from High School , Jamie Lee Curtis

(Christmas with the Cranks, Halloween films) as one time golden girl Gail and Marni’s mom, and the hilarious antics of Betty White (The Proposal, The Golden Girls) as Marni’s Grandmother, create a group of women about to be thrown together by the sudden marriage of Will Marnie’s older brother.

This movie offers a plethora of laughter and heartwarming moments, and the DVD offers so many hilarious extras and deleted scenes that beyond the hilarity of the film it gives you so many extra moments of laughter the DVD is totally worth having. You can see that the entire cast enjoyed making this film and you get to see it with brilliant clarity and sound. As an added bonus to those of us who don’t particularly like being bombarded by previews the Blue Ray offers a quick key to speed thru all the previews of which there are several.

I think the only thing I’d give the Blue Ray a negative on is the basic looking menus. It looks like it got put together very quickly and not to impressive. However it’s such a small thing that it’s easily dismissed.

Go out and purchase this delightful Blue Ray which will give you many nights of delightful fun and enjoy “You Again”.


The most talked about new musical on Broadway!

It is extremely unusual for me to go into a play (or movie, for that matter) without any knowledge behind what I would be seeing. It turns out that Spring Awakening is an immensely powerful, and extremely adult, portrayal of adolescent sexuality set in 19th Century Germany.  Didn’t see that one coming.

Having began life as a play in  1891, Spring Awakening has evolved into a thoroughly modern “rock musical.”  Told from the point of view of a select group of students, the play is about the gradual realization of sexuality and the consequences therein.  The themes are timeless, and it feels completely natural to have this historical story told with a modern sensibility.  While the characters and dialogue are all firmly rooted in the past, the music, dance and overall look of the production are very much in the here and now.

In terms of staging, this is a very unusual production.  The music is all performed by a very small orchestra, dead center at the back of the stage.  Consisting of only a piano, guitar, bass, drums, cello, violin and viola, these instruments provide mostly minimalistic accompaniment.  This helps provide a driving power to the music, giving it a bit more of an edge than your standard power ballad.  The cast even jumps into the orchestra occasionally, effectivly destroying any fourth wall that may be present. 

Adding to this unique experience is the fact that there is only one set for the entire production.  Because of this, most of the cast is on stage the entire time.  They have seating on the side of the stage, where select audience members get to watch the show.  When any cast member is not part of a scene, they are usually in these seats with those audience members.  It’s moderately distracting at first, but ends up bringing a really unique look to the production.  Locations are created through minimal manipulation of props, and the dialogue dictates where the story is at any given moment.  The only real visual cues are changes in lighting, and the work here is utterly fantastic.  There is nothing subtle about the stage lighting.  Constantly changing, the tone and energy of each scene is enhanced by these dramatic shifts.  In fact, one of the many Tony Awards this production won in 2007 was for Best Lighting Design.  The lighting really services the story and it’s really easy to see why they won.

In fact, Spring Awakening ended up winning a total of eight Tony Awards that year, including Best Musical.  While the music isn’t all entirely memorable, every song works in service to the story.  There are select standouts, but most of the songs are more about the power and emotion of the scene.  Some of the story arcs that these characters go through are really intense, and the music works perfectly to guide these characters through the necessary transitions.

By the end of the play, all of the characters have gone through major changes; ones that I imagine would be very difficult to portray.  All of the actors are up to the challenge.  Nobody is particularly great or awful in terms of the singing, but they all are fantastic in the way they play their roles.  This is a challenging story, and it has to take a lot of guts for these actors to expose themselves emotionally and physically on stage like they do.  Keep in mind, if this were a film, it would definitey be Rated R.  I was surprised at the frank sexuality on stage, and while it was occasionally uncomfortable to watch, I have to appreciate the commitment that everybody brought to their roles.  I also found it interesting that one man and one woman played every adult character in the entire play, sometimes having to switch within a scene.  Along with the adolescent roles, these two actors put a lot of commitment into what were obviously very difficult roles.

This is not a play for everybody.  It is a challenging work, and sometimes very difficult to watch.  While there is a running story throughout, it feels more like a character study than a standard narrative.  This is all about growth, and there is a maturity to the writing that is very unusual.  Again, I have to reiterate, things get very graphic on occasion.  But this is powerful story, and one whose power is enhanced by these moments.  Personally, I found some of this excessive, but I can see the rationale behind including these moments.  A very adult story, I highly recommend this for a mature audience.  I would definitely suggest leaving the kids at home for this one.

Tickets are available at http://www.broadwayla.org, at the Box Office or by calling (800) 982-2787.

Movie Review: "Gnomeo & Juliet"

Do you ever get the feeling that something seemed like a good idea but perhaps should never have left the drawing board stage of pre production? This is indubitably the feeling that I got after seeing DreamWorks and Touchstones newest animated film, “Gnomeo and Juliet”.

William Shakespeare’s time honored tale of star crossed lovers and feuding families set in the fair city of Verona takes on a strange twist with the entire story being redone by a cast of garden gnomes. The feuding Capulet and Montague clans being replaced by angry neighbors and the city of Verona changed to Verona Place a small street some where in the UK. The red hat gnomes led by Lord Redbrick who is voiced by the incomparable Michael Kane (Batman Begins, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels) are the sworn enemy of the blue hat gnomes who are lead by Lady Bluebury voiced by the always charming Maggie Smith (Harry Potter films, Gosford Park), so is the setting for your rival clans.

Now to the lovers, Juliet, the daughter of Lord Redbrick, is voiced by Emily Blunt (The Young Victoria, The Devil Wears Prada) longs to leave her pedestal and stop being seen as a delicate object, instead she wants to be a butt kicking girl who represents the strength of the red hat gnomes and makes her father proud; and, of course Gnomeo, the son of Lady Bluebury, voiced by James McAvoy (Atonement, Wanted) who is the typical rebel blue hat gnome wanting nothing more than to destroy his rival clan and prove that the blue hat gnomes are the best. Still with me?

The two lovers meet by chance in a neutral zone, which just happens to be the neighboring empty house and quickly realize that they have affectionate feelings towards one another which are quickly dashed as they discover they are from the opposite clan. There is a confrontation between Juliet’s cousin Tybalt voiced by Jason Statham (Crank, The Transporter) and Gnomeo’s best friend Benny, voiced by Matt Lucas (Alice in Wonderland, Shaun of the Dead), after both clans are caught vandalizing the each other’s lawns, where amongst the chaos Benny’s hat gets broken and Gnomeo to avenge his friends lost hat lawnmower races with Tybalt, resulting in Tybalt getting smashed. Yes you read that right, Benny is Gnomeo’s best friend who gets injured… Benny, not Marty, or Mercutio as would be correct in the original play who is the injured party, Benny as in Benvolio? I don’t think we’ll ever know, but obviously the writers believed since they’d taken this many liberties, why not. To make a long story short, there is more chaos as they all believe Gnomeo to be dead, more revenge and in the end catastrophe, but not the catastrophe you might think. There is as always a happy ending but not quite an ending, as the writers who seemed to make such an issue out of the rivaling neighbors through out the film, never resolve the issue between them.

This film did not impress, even the audience full of children did not seem to pay too much attention to what was happening on the screen, they almost seemed confused and weren’t we all. The main characters, even though they were voiced by A list British stars, could not bring me into this very campy and messy film. The writers seemed to throw in every Shakespearean pun and famous quote they could think of in any way they could and didn’t seem to notice small details like the use of the title for the show “As You Like It”, used in two very different ways within the same scene! I do give credit to the supporting voice actors and cast such as the silly and very Latin pink plastic flamingo Featherstone voiced by Jim Cummings (Princess and the Frog, Super Hero Squad Show) who brought some much needed laughter to a rather dull script, and Nannette the frog/nanny for Juliet voiced by Ashley Jensen (How to Train Your Dragon, Extras) who made you laugh with how absent minded and ready for action she was thru the film. Even William Shakespeare’s bronze statue voiced by Patrick Stewart (X Men, Star Trek the Next Generation), who only had a few lines in the whole production was both charming and engaging, unfortunately he was only in for about 5 minutes. The music thru out the film was good, all pieces new and classic from Sir Elton John, and I appreciated that the score seemed to also be comprised of Elton John hits which gave me a small amount of laughter but to the youngsters in the audience not so much.  But even with 6 writers, and an original classic story as well as Director Kelly Asbury (Shrek 2, Spirit: Stallion of the Cimmeron) there was no helping this dreary film.

All in all I would not recommend this film, not even to families with children as the jokes and tired gags are not on the level for kids to understand and not funny enough for adults to appreciate. In fact I found some of the gags dated and out of touch for 2011, is there still a need to do the same slow motion shots from the Matrix films even today? I don’t think so. Perhaps sometimes going back to the drawing board isn’t such a bad thing.

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